Got any good spider joke? We'd looove to hear it! :D
What do spiders eat in Paris?
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses! 🕷🐘
Spider web (noun)
A thing you walk into which suddenly turns you into a karate master 🕸
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
What does a spider call a fly with no wings? Lunch
Dear men, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you... Sincerly, spider.
I'm going to kill that spider!
Unless it moves two centimeters, then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it 🕷
I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully burned the house down 🕷