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    Tiša
    Sep 09, 2017

    Spider Jokes!!!

    in Spyders Community

    Got any good spider joke? We'd looove to hear it! :D

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    Mirna
    Sep 09, 2017

    I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully burned the house down 🕷

    Mirna
    Sep 10, 2017

    I'm going to kill that spider!

    Unless it moves two centimeters, then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it 🕷


    Mirna
    Sep 14, 2017

    Dear men, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you... Sincerly, spider.

    匚ㄥㄖㄩᗪ爪卂匚:
    Sep 14, 2017

    What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk


    What does a spider call a fly with no wings? Lunch

    Mirna
    Sep 16, 2017

    Spider web (noun)

    A thing you walk into which suddenly turns you into a karate master 🕸

    Mirna
    Sep 18, 2017

    What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

    I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses! 🕷🐘

    Mirna
    Oct 10, 2017

    What do spiders eat in Paris?

    French flies!

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