Got any good spider joke? We'd looove to hear it! :D
I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully burned the house down 🕷
I'm going to kill that spider!
Unless it moves two centimeters, then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it 🕷
Dear men, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you... Sincerly, spider.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
What does a spider call a fly with no wings? Lunch
Spider web (noun)
A thing you walk into which suddenly turns you into a karate master 🕸
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses! 🕷🐘
What do spiders eat in Paris?